ce n'était pas poulet!

Drawing manga with the Haze man!

2007-07-16T23:12:00.000+03:00

Remember, kids (and old guys), practice is very important -- you can't just sit around playing with your Wii! xD

As if I'm begging for trouble

2007-07-08T21:47:00.000+03:00

Here is my new desktop background! xD [link]

Our porn screensaver

2007-07-07T14:36:00.000+03:00

One of the many perks of living with a like-minded girlfriend is that you both collect porn and you can set that said porn as your screensaver.

The only thing you need to remember then is to set it off when you have guests over... Like, Kenny's sister and her boyfriend... >_>

I like lists

2007-07-05T01:59:00.000+03:00

Lists are coherent.
Lists are easy to read, ergo effective
Lists can have bullets, numbers or letters
Lists are easy to write
I like lists...
Listlistlistlistlist!
LIST!

Macro Mod how-to

2007-07-04T21:20:00.000+03:00

Two reasons why I'm submitting a how-to rather than the actual mod. One is that it's really quite simple, and you'll have a blast modding people high and tall. Second, I can't find the mod file.. xD

Download the TES Construction Kit from Bethesda. It's an official, endorsed program, so you should be fine using it.
Install and open the software.
In File > Data, double click the Oblivion master-file, which will load all the data from the game. You might experience a short lock-down during load, but it clears out soon.
Every change that you make into the Oblivion file will be saved in an external layer above the original, so you don't have to worry about messing things up. If things go wrong, you can just unload your mod from the game and it'll go back to normal.
Go to Character > Race... > Body data. On the left side are all the different races in Oblivion. I want to make my Khajiit character large, so I open that. Back on the right side, add the values 2.0000 and 2.0000 into height and weight. (That's the maximum amount)
It's good to save the mod at this point. The construction kit isn't the most stable thing out there...
Go to Gameplay > Settings... Find the variable "fVanityModeWheelMax" and set the numeric value to 1500.0000. This allows you to zoom further back in third-person mode, which is nice, because otherwise a giant rump would block your sight all the time. xD
You're actually good to go at this point, but there's one more thing that I like to do, and that is Jump. From the same window, if you're planning to play with the largest possible macro, find the variable "fJumpHeightMax" and set it to around 656.0000... But if you were to jump that high, you'd die, so go find "fJumpFallSkillBase" and divide the value there with four or ten... (My memory might play tricks on me, so if your character dies, multiply that number)
Save and open Oblivion. In the pop-up screen, go to Play Data, and activate the mod you've just created. You can deactivate it here as well.
Open a save and you should see your character, well, differently. But this is only one fourth you can go. The rest is done via command line codes.
Open the command line pressing '§'. Click your character to activate it and write 'setscale 2'. And BADOONG! You can go back to your initial height by writing 'setscale 0'.
Some codes to go:
- tfc (UFO-cam)
- sgm (invulnerability)
- tai (on character you wish to freeze)
- Look ######## (Highlight an object to find its hex code, click on your character and enter that code)
- StopLook

That's it. Have fun. :)

And there are some issues that I haven't been able to resolve, but if you find how, please mail me.
- Walking and running is off-sync
- The camera is pointed towards your rump when in third person mode

Meet Meek

2007-07-02T05:52:00.000+03:00

There's just something about a tiger girl the size of a castle wall... I don't know what exactly.. xD

The screen is from a mod I made to pass the time. The story went like this: I was starting to get bored of doing the same old routine, so I thought I'd see what cheat codes I could find. There was this one that would double or triple the size of a character, and Kenny and me were like "EF YEAH! XD XD LOL LOL"... Still, after a while running with a twenty feet pick-pocket, I was still wondering if it could be pushed just a little bit more. So I downloaded the modding tool, spent the night reading manuals, cursing and drinking coffee, and finally came out with this. Bloody fantastic, I must say! xD

For anyone interested in getting this mod, just holler in the comments and I'll upload it. At the moment, it only alters these tiger-whatchamacallit thingies, though... However, I've been thinking of making a mod that makes all the guys wee-tiny and macrofies all the fair ladies. (Ogres excluded)

All screenshots

White served chilled!

2007-06-29T21:24:00.000+03:00

A lot more people would appreciate white wine more if they knew the secret: white wine is served chilled! If it's not cool enough, put some ice in the wine glass. It chills the drink in matter of minutes and is totally kosher.

We're both fanatics of Riesling white, paradoxically the label "Black Tower" being the latest of our fancy. That, and some bakery fresh french bread, and you got yourselves an evening to remember! ;)

Oblivious to all around me

2007-06-28T00:26:00.000+03:00

My darling surprised me by buying me the one game I had been drooling over: Oblivion. That game is HYOOOGE! Mind boggingly huge! And I'm all over it to the point I want to have hot, firewalled sex with it.

I've never been to those very linear JapaRPGs. One of the things I really dislike about them is that if you haven't levelled enough, the linearity causes a bottleneck for the rest of the story. With Oblivion, I can just go "Fuck this shit and these über-agressive wizart pirates, I'm going somewhere else", and the game goes on. Merrily along the Hippity forest with my topless tigress thief...